How To Be A Supervillain

You’re standing amongst the ruins of the First National bank with millions of dollars at your feet, the police tremble, the SWAT hide and Captain Bloody Marvellous has arrived on the scene.  Mountains shake with your raw evil power (depending upon your power obviously) and Captain Bloody Marvellous demands to know who you are!

You can’t very well answer ‘George’.  It won’t do at all.  Captain Bloody Marvellous will laugh, he will laugh and point and you will lose all respect.

You lose respect, you lose the battle.

The exception was Baron Nuclear Pants who had a tea towel cape and a World of Warcraft t-shirt as his ‘uniform’, stupid name, stupid outfit, nuclear powers which flattened a city block, of course he did die from radiation sickness.  I don’t know if ironic is the word I use there but I’m surprised Alanis didn’t mention it, hard to fit into the song I suppose…

So how do you pick a name when first embarking on a life of super crime?

There are some obvious things that you can look for, I for example am the Ice Master because of my affinity with all things cold, the ice, I control it bahahahaha.

So on the other hand another example may be if you could control fire you could call yourself the Fire King or something along those lines.  Why, it has to be asked would anyone ever want to control fire in the first place is a mystery to me.  Frankly I find you pyromaniacs all a little off putting.  Maybe if you were made of rock you could call yourself Rock Man, Rocker or even Captain Rock.

I don’t know but you get the idea I hope.

I’m looking at you George.

Remember: When choosing a name, draw from your obvious attributes.