How To Be A Supervillain

Look I’m not going to lie to you, those meetings are killers.  I can’t think of anything more boring, you have Dr Doom with his whole blah blah and Lex with the ohhh my nemesis is so much more important than yours attitude.  The meetings can go on for a long time, and if you don’t have much to add it can be easy to nod off.

Don’t.

Don’t ever turn your back on these people they are all very nasty and you will wake up with post it notes stuck to your face and an empty wallet.

• Posture - don’t slouch, make sure you sit up straight or soon Venom will be drawing weird eyebrows on you.
• Drink a lot of water - well not so much water that you want to go to the little baddies room constantly (but it is a good chance to get the circulation going).
• Pain - hurties can be your friend in this situation.  Not Wolverine after having giant ice cubes thrown at him levels of pain, little things like pinching yourself.
• Freeze someone - nothing wakes you up quicker than freezing Captain Cold’s boots to the ground, hilarious, he’s an idiot anyway and could use being brought down a couple of notches.  Thinks he’s so clever and started the whole cold thing.  Pfft.