How To Be A Supervillain

Pfft.

As if you didn’t already know, the greatest criminal mastermind that our generation has seen… retired.

You see being evil has been pretty good to me over the years, big house, nice car, cool phones and I’d be lying to you if I said that I haven’t considered taking my hardly earned loot and disappear to Iceland where I expect it would be quite cool.

But no, even though I’ve had my time in the evil sun I have decided to give back to the community from which I have taken so very much.

Well not all the community obviously, I mean that’s a lot of people, and you know, whilst successful and all I’m not made of stolen money.  There are expenses and ongoing costs to consider.  The warehouse where I keep the cold mobile and the ice bike for example, there’s the rent on that, it’s not cheap, but you can’t skimp on those types of things.  The clothes are all… well they’re not cheap.

Listen, we all got bills.

So I’m am going to give back to a much smaller segment of society, the section that I feel I know best; the super villain.

I want to share what I know and have learnt through a misspent youth, a beacon if you will, for all aspiring super villain masterminds and to a lessor degree henchmen or of course henchladies.

Do you want a career as an evil super villain and/or mastermind?

If you have:

• Personal initiative to be evil
• Professional ambition to take over the world
• Innovative spirit in ways to thwart your enemies
• Capacity to adapt when they thwart you
• An aspiration to engage in continuous professional development

And if you want to run or be in an Organisation that:

• Leads the evil organisation industry
• Understands what it’s like to be on the run
• That understands the value of henchmen or henchladies
• Is customer focused
• Is responsible in its management, always in harmony with its environmental concerns (just because we’re evil doesn’t mean we don’t recycle).
• Helps employees to achieve a work/life balance

Then maybe a life of evil super crime is for you.  I hope that you’ll bookmark this site or add it to your evil rss feed as I share my experience with you.

Tell your friends… unless of course that they are super heroes and then really what are you doing here in the first place!?